Tuesday, August 19, 2008

We're Not Sure What Charlie Sheen Said


On a recent "Two and a Half Men" rerun, Allen was talking to Charlie about taking little Jake out camping -- do some hunting, fishing, bonding with the boy. Charlie responded snarkily ... actually we don't know what Charlie said because Terry, Jeffrey's dad, can't quite tell us about it. It's been two days. He still can't get it out.


  1. I want to point out that this is about the fifth time we've asked him to tell us what Charlie Sheen said and every time he has laughed like this. The first laughing jag was very, very long and did not involve any words. At all.

  2. That man is nothing but pure unadulterated joy. I've often said that.

  3. You held that camera pretty steady while you were laughing behind the scenes. Just a tad of a snortle or two. There is a site http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/twohalfmen/ which has potential to discover exactly what Terry is trying to say. Maybe checking the episode index with just a little bit more info than Terry was able to provide, would get us to the transcript. Probably not near has funny as Terry remembered.

  4. Here is the line, sent by Terry, by e-mail:

    "Nothing would please me more than to see you and Jerky Gherkinheimer in the woods, shooting each other in the ass!!"

    I guess it must be in the delivery.

  5. I think watching Terry is way funnier than that line. It's kind of a let down.

    How long do you think it took him to type it?

  6. I actually talked to him on the phone today. He said he was laughing almost uncontrollably simply while trying to type the line.